Please Keep Your Distance Unless You're A Dog Ceramic Mug 15 oz adios bitchachos this shirt brings that just-right

this shirt brings that just-right level of “Did she just say that

It’s the perfect “just because” gift for your favorite serial analyzer or a treat-yourself moment that says

please and thank you

this tee is essential

Please Keep Your Distance Unless You're A Dog Ceramic Mug 15 oz adios bitchachos this shirt brings that just-rightPlease keep your distance. Unless you're a dog. Then approach immediately, tail first, treats will be provided, cuddles mandatory. This dog person mug posts the social policy with total clarity. Humans: six feet minimum. Dogs: zero feet, come here right now. Who this is for: The dog person whose social battery only charges via paws The gift for the friend who greets the dog before the owner Anyone needing a keep your distance unless dog mug as policy