JUNIE & MICHELLES OBSTACLE OPTICALS (OG'S) Brown Lenses that are dark up

Lenses that are dark up top and light on bottom protect your eyes without losing the ability to view hazards in the shadows

even in the middle of an iron-distance triathlon or ultramarathon

and make it so

So named for the black fingernails and teal eyes of the late-and-great-tortured-artist and social-absinthe-alcoholic who most don't realize was also an ultra-long-distance sprinter

JUNIE & MICHELLES OBSTACLE OPTICALS (OG'S) Brown Lenses that are dark upWEAR WITH CAUTION FACT: Junie is the King Orangutan at the Denver Zoo. FACT: Michelle is his best friend and contracted goodr to make these black and orange opticals. Guaranteed to make all humans look like orangutans to other orangutans. Use at your own risk. NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN. 1 NO SLIP We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating. 2 NO BOUNCE Our frame is snug and light weight,