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If a cat says you’re dumb well we’ve got no choice but to believe them because cats are an excellent judge of character

The Shining

Thomas Hardy's The Return of the Native

but what about cat guys

Old Fart Unisex Crew Socks baking If a cat says you’reIs it your Dad? Your Mom? Your brother? Your Sister? Your BFF? Your Grandfather? Maybe even you? Everyone knows an old fart. They hate loud noises. They hate surprises. They want those dang kids to stay off their lawn (shakes fist). They'll tell anyone about how they know it's gonna rain on account of their sore toe, whether they want to hear about it or, more likely, not. They like to be comfortable and they don't give a hoot if they embarrass you